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Humans May Have come to North America 1000 Years Earlier

CNN You Can’t Make This Stuff Up: 2 - 3 min. Produced on Fridays

Scientists believe that humans may have migrated to North America 1000 years before previously thought. How did they make this revelation? By the discovery of new fossilized human poop that’s over 14,000 years old.

Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay

CNN On Screen: 1 min.Produced 3 times per week.

Harold and Kumar are have graduated from buying burgers to escaping from prison. They get caught up in terrorism end up in Guantanamo Bay… and at some point get stoned with George W.

Tea Additives: The Dos and Don’ts

Tea Tips With Dr. Tea: 2 - 3 min. Produced on Mondays.

In this video podcast, Dr. Tea discusses the pros and cons of a variety of tea additives. For example, putting dairy milk in your tea is a big no-no! It neutralizes some of the anti-oxidants present in tea. If you need to use a sweetener, at least use natural sugar.

Sell Your Daughter Online

Distorted View: 10-30 min. Produced weekdays.

Marryourdaughter.com, Marry your daughter off for $5,000 to $99,995. Buy/Sell daughters of any shape or size. Earn a little extra cash, get out of the trailer park, and go on vacation! 5% surcharge for the webmaster.